The entire point of this website is to promote, encourage and further provide a large amount of nonsense about a certain radio show, herein refereed to as A Jarful of Stories, but not limited to that name because I might come up with a better title ten minutes from now. Rest assured that the webdude* who runs this website doesn't have a clue how to gather, store, record or otherwise do anything fancy with this material and furthermore; 1.) No personal information will be gathered by the staff of A Jarful of Stories; 2.) No offers to buy or sell anything from a certain mouse, herein referred to as "Duke the Mouse" should be taken seriously. Take that, Duke!; 3.) "London Bridge is falling down, Falling down, Falling down, My fair lady!"; 4.) No shoes, no shirt, no service;   5.) The mere fact you are reading this means you find it mildly amusing and you will not make fun, tease, or shampoo your hair on this website.

These stipulations are by no means exclusive nor alphabetical to the website of A Jarful of Stories. All stories, dreams, thoughts, harmonies and sideburns are purely coincidental, accidental and fictional in nature unless they are uproariously funny, which in that case, are a sign of pure genius. I'm almost finished.

     In conclusion, the reader of this text tends to hold innocent, forgive and generally empower the producer of A Jarful of Stories. The reader also understands that the producer of this radio program would rather write original stories for children of all ages than find a real job and contribute to the betterment of society. 

*It's me, Rick Brown. Duh. I guess you figured that out by now.